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It's a good day.

It's still morning. The rave is over, the candy-high is gone. He doesn't have to worry about having pawned off anything valuable just to get a fix. Sammy's MIA, but Castiel came back from wherever he went. Probably escaping the techno music. Speaking of music - there isn't any playing, but there is someone singing.

It's slightly off-key, barely muted by the sound of running water, and very clearly a tribute to The J. Geils Band. Then the shower shuts off, and every single lyric is discernible for any and all listening in.

"-I was shy, I turned away, before she caught my eye. I was shakin' in my shoes, whenever she flashed those baby-blues! Something had a hold on me when angel passed close by."

He slides out of the bathroom and into view like Tom Cruise in Risky Business, sporting a towel and a shampoo bottle-microphone...

...and then promptly dives back into the refrain, hop-skipping across the floor like a man who just got laid.

Because guess what?

He did.

Never you mind the trench coat draped over the desk chair haphazardly and the clothes all over the floor. Never you mind at all.

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Good. I didn't like that musical episode anyway.

Dude, no one liked the musical episode. And there's more than just vampires out there. Is the earth you come from normal?

Fuck. I don't know? What makes it normal?

I've never met a vampire back home but I'd probably be dead if I had so...

[He snorts.]

A lack of monsters makes it normal.

I didn't say we didn't have any, just that we didn't have vampires.

Whaddaya got, then? Maybe it's somethin' I've hunted before.

[OH, THE IRONY.]

*There's a long silence on the end of the line.*

You uh.... been in the woods here?

[The silence is so long that he almost starts talking before Tim cuts him off.]

...yeah.

[He swallows tightly.]

Wasn't a trip to grandmother's house the last time I went.

Yeahhh,...

That would be from where I'm from.

[...wait, what?]

The creepy-ass woods? You're from the creepy-ass woods?

No I'm not from the woods!!

But that thing is from my world.

...the...skinny dude...who looks like Doc Ock's sharp-dressed brother?

[What. Is. Life.]

*More silence*

Yeah.

[There's more silence for a moment. Then-]

...holy shit, dude. I've never even seen that thing where I'm from. I thought it was somethin' else, and went...

...went hunting it.

... the fuck did you do that for?

Dude, it's kinda my freakin' job to hunt monsters. Shit, we went over this, man.

So you just... went out into the woods. What with a gun? The hell were you thinking?!?!?

Yeah, a gun. How the Hell was I supposed to know the damn thing was a ninja with tentacles?

You probably should have asked... Before you went and got mind raped.

Wow, thank you, duly noted. I think I got that after being turned into freakin' confetti. It was like the gore parade went through the woods. A little late for advice now, dude.

Sorry.

Yeah uh...

Shit. Sorry.

[He huffs a sigh.]

It's over now, whatever. I ain't goin' out there again until I know how to kill it.

Yeah. Sorry.

*Well now he feels like a world class ass.*

Anyway, that thing is from where I am.

It's fine, dude. I got healed, came back together, whatever. It's over.

[Stop apologizing. It's not manly. Dwelling on things is bad for your health. Dean would know from experience.]

That fuckin' sucks, though - it follow you guys over here, or just show up, or what?

Followed us. Considering it's killed J about three times now I'm gonna guess it followed him.

*Hesitaaaaaaaaaation*

The things got a little minion you know. Who probably knows all about it.