[Dean has had some sort of vague notion as to how important being normal is to Philip, but it's never really struck him in the face like a shovel until now. Admittedly, he's a little surprised by how happy his friend looks about a girl thinking he's an Average Joe. Usually people like to be outstanding in others' eyes, as opposed to just some dude.

Then again, Philip has probably felt horribly outcast ever since Clarence snuggled into his brain, so he can't blame the guy for enjoying the good ol' fashioned 'perfectly human' label.]

So...you're worried about Egypt Lady* not wanting to talk with you anymore if you tell her, 'cause it could potentially freak her out?

[* - This narration would like to note that even if Evian Evelyn was not a character played by yours truly, and even if the girl in question was a completely different girl entirely, Dean would still be making these faces and assumptions. You can never escape.]

What do you guys even talk about?

[Obviously nothing to do with Philip.]