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Who'll make his mark
The captain cried
To the devil drink a toast
We'll glut the hold
With cups of gold
And we'll feed the sea with ghosts
I see your hunger for a fortune
Could be better
Served beneath my flag
If you've the stomach
For a broadside
Come aboard my pretty boys
I will take you and make you
Everything you've ever dreamed.

Obscenely loud music is blaring from one of the first floor parlors, and it possesses a remarkable nautical quality that borders on the fucking epic.  You might be wondering the reason for these festive tunes, curious resident.  If you happen to be peering through your communicator or walking down the hall, venturing into the nearest open door, your vision is assaulted by a swath of colorful fabrics draped over the furniture, from the ceilings, along the walls.  The alluring glitter of gold winks up at you from piles on the floor, and a bust of someone who looks suspiciously like Edward Teach is bedecked in jewelry and scarves.

The captain rose from a silk divan
With a pistol in his fist
And shot the lock from an iron box
And a blood red ruby kissed
I give you jewelry of turquoise
A crucifix of solid gold
One hundred thousand silver pieces
It is just as I foretold
You, you see there before you
Everything you've ever dreamed.

You might even see Dean Winchester, sporting an eyepatch and a large, plumed hat, lounging on a silk divan.  His jeans are tucked into heavy leather boots and he's wielding a flintlock pistol, cleaning the barrel with a chamois rag.  Pausing for one moment, he sets the gun aside and reaches over to pick up one of the gold doubloons scattered across the floor.  He then peels away the leafing and pops the chocolate money into his mouth, enjoying it with obvious relish.  Turning the music down as soon as it breaks to an instrumental interlude, Dean crosses his legs on the divan, getting comfortable.

He pulls out a hip flask, taking a swig and saluting the camera with his left hand - observant residents might notice that he appears to have only four fingers now.  Then he spreads his arms to welcome the adoring audience.

"All aboard, bitches."

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Date: 2011-04-23 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
A shade called Tyrian purple. Higher even than our former current Empress.

[Spoken all very matter of fact.]

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Date: 2011-04-23 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Oh. Huh.

[Still weird.]

Why aren't you Empress, then?

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Date: 2011-04-27 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
Because I am not yet old enough to be classed as an adult in our culture.

There is also the small matter of Alternia no longer existing.

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Date: 2011-04-28 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...oh, right, right. I remember somethin' like that. Sorry about that. We, uh...we got a similar problem where I'm from. Apocalypse is comin', or something.

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Date: 2011-04-28 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
Oh? Have you been playing SGRUB too?

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Date: 2011-05-01 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
The game we were playing that caused our planet to be destroyed. Perhaps it has a different name for humans?

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Date: 2011-05-03 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
I think our Earths are a little different, Fe- [What was her name, again?] ...Feferi.

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Date: 2011-05-03 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
[She's all seriousness when she replies]

Well yes. I didn't come from Earth. But what else could cause a whole planet to be destroyed?

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Date: 2011-05-04 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[He has no idea if any of this is going to register.]

...the Judeo-Christian Apocalypse.

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Date: 2011-05-05 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
[The words might have registered. It's hard to tell from the blank look and lack of conscious response for a moment. Spoiler: they did. She just didn't understand them.]

The what?

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Date: 2011-05-06 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Our God. Basically, our God is angry and ending the world. Or-

[He's a little hazy on the details, since Sammy didn't tell him much.]

It's some battle between Good and Evil that's gonna go down and wipe everyone out.

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Date: 2011-05-06 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
Oh.

[She's clearly trying to find a way for that to make sense]

So everyone's going to die because your God is upset? That sounds a lot like the Vast Glub.

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Date: 2011-05-12 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
I don't really...know most of the details, but apparently the good guys are gonna fight the bad guys, and everything's ending. My, uh...my brother and I hafta stop it.

[No pressure, or anything.]

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Date: 2011-05-12 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
By yourselves? That's quite the undertaking. You must be very brave to face something like that.

[Yes, even Miss Fearless here can appreciate bravery in others]

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Date: 2011-05-12 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
I ain't exactly looking forward to it, but...you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

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Date: 2011-05-12 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
Unfortunately yes, that's how it works. But I'm sure it'll work out in the end.

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Date: 2011-05-17 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...yeah, I mean. It could be worse.

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Date: 2011-05-17 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
It's very rare for that to not be the case.

[DAMNIT just remembered Dean should have been on Fef's cupcake list (http://cull-means-care.livejournal.com/2995.html). Just pretend I didn't forget to list him >.>]

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Date: 2011-05-17 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[You are the nicest troll he's met so far.]

Well, uh...thanks. For the talk.



[ooc; you can edit journals. xD]

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Date: 2011-05-17 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cull-means-care.livejournal.com
You're welcome. I've enjoyed hearing about your human pirates.

[or I could do that! /fixed]

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