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[At first, Dean had thought that the dream he had a couple nights before was just weird.  Clockwork dolls, inky-black demon eyes - it was bad mojo.  Things are changing around him, and for the most part it doesn't bother him too much.  He expects it, now, because this mansion is screwed to Hell and back and there's very little that surprises Dean anymore.

Except for when he takes a walk outside, and his tranquility is promptly ruptured by the sight of
his car.  Sure, he's been dwelling on the lack of transportation recently, but still.

His car.

An excited video message from a Dean Winchester that hasn't genuinely smiled in months is being broadcasted, and he'd love to share his obsession one true love beautiful lady with all of you.
]

Dude.  Dude.  My- guys, I can't even...seriously, it's just- it's my baby.  She's here, and she's beautiful, and she's so goddamn perfect.  You all gotta come down and see her.

[He suddenly wonders if he can project miles of endless highway if he thinks about it hard enough.  It's worth a shot.

Dean is so ecstatic that he doesn't even know who he's advertising this information to.
]

[text]

Date: 2011-05-23 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
outside the front of the mansion

and it's a car
you don't lick it

[text]

Date: 2011-05-23 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ BAM. Somewhere, a window explodes as our favorite troll (now with dragon wings) refuses to use doors like a normal person.

She lands a big 10 pointer and wins the gold in the Beijing Olympics.
]



[ ]

Date: 2011-05-23 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean is not surprised by anything anymore. ANYTHING.

He's been sitting in the front passenger seat, looking through the contents of the glove box and checking to see that everything's there.

It just figures that it's a troll. They all type funny.
]

Damn straight, this is it.

Date: 2011-05-23 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ She approaches, sticks her face right up against the windshield, and liiiiiiiiiiicks.

Three licks to go.
]

Date: 2011-05-23 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Correction: Dean is infinitely surprised by the licking.]

Whoa- what...what the Hell are you doing?

[And he jumps out of the car lickety-split. Pun intended.]

Date: 2011-05-23 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ Man, that's a pretty impressive spit-trail on your window there. So impressive, Terezi's now sniffing it. ]

Date: 2011-05-23 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[That is...strangely poetic.

It doesn't mean he won't still stare at her, and the spit-trail, wishing it would just disappear-

Whoa. It did. His car is clean.
]

...remind me again why you licked her?

Date: 2011-05-23 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ With that eloquent explanation of everything, she'll begin circling the car, sniffing furiously. Her nose is on everything. ]

Date: 2011-05-23 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...but why are you licking instead of touching?

[He trails along after her around the car, both wary and curious.]

Date: 2011-05-23 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ Hold on, she's lingering over the back, left wheel. Sniff, sniff, sniiiiiiifff, sniff, lick. ]



[ Wait, this requires another lick. It doesn't count to the original four, okay. ]

Date: 2011-05-23 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
That doesn't make sense. And what the crap does starlight taste like?

Date: 2011-05-23 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ Okay, now she's crawling under the car. Since you're probably not going to follow her, she will be taking advantage of this opportunity to sneak in as many licks as possible.

This is called cheating, my friends. And Terezi doesn't give a damn.
]

Date: 2011-05-23 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Brow still furrowed in confusion, Dean crouches by the side of his car and tilts his head to one side, watching her clamber beneath the undercarriage.]

...I know all you trolls can do weird different things, but are you...like...tasting colors?

Date: 2011-05-23 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ Okay, this is awkward now. Those dragon wings she made for herself? Means that she needs to finagle herself out from under this car using all the skill and poise of Evgeni Plushenko.

Wiggle wiggle.

Wiggle.

Now we're good.
]

Date: 2011-05-23 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Huh.

[He straightens up, staring at her from over the top of the car.]

So what's the rest of the car taste like?

Date: 2011-05-23 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ She paps at a wheel. ]



[ Grin. ]

[ She points to the ground, indicating the undercarriage. ]

Date: 2011-05-23 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean stares at her.

He remembers cramming cinnamon crackers into the back seat when he was a kid. The lemon-scented air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror. Spilling a box of licorice on the floor after he and Sammy both tried it and decided that it tasted really gross.

Working on the car for weeks after it had been totaled a couple of years back. Hours spent daily on a rolling board under the Impala, coming back to Bobby's house grimy and sweaty and pleased with himself around dinner time.

He can't even think of anything to say. These are things that he'd almost forgotten because it's been so long.
]

...what...what was your name, again?

Date: 2011-05-24 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ She holds out her hand. It's completely in the wrong direction. Whoops. ]

Date: 2011-05-24 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[He edges around to shake her hand.]

Dean Winchester.

[Please don't lick him.]

Date: 2011-05-24 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...uh.

[Ewwww, now his hand is slimy. Does he dare ask? Yes. He wants to know.]

What do I taste like?

Date: 2011-05-24 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ SNIFF. SNIFF. ]

Edited Date: 2011-05-24 05:13 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-24 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean chuckles. This is actually highly amusing. He tastes like danger.]

S'not vodka, it's whiskey. But close enough. [A broad grin.] Apple pie's right, though. All-American.

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