28: [Video] Hot For Teacher

[dashboardlite]

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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]

Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.

[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.

[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]

Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Genetic material. Anything they've left behind. Even if it's a lock of hair or a fingernail.

[~The More You Know~]

[40410.livejournal.com]

[ Blink and you'll miss it, but his expression is very briefly frustrated. The Operator hasn't left anything of the sort as far as Alex knows.

But he carries on asking as if this is all theoretical. ]

How d'you find it? They're not gonna hand you directions.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Dean snorts.]

What do I look like, a P.I.? You gotta look everywhere, dude.

[40410.livejournal.com]

[ Oh boy, that helps... approximately not at all.

Alex looks frustrated for longer this time. ]

What if there isn't a body?

[ If the Operator ever had one, and he doubts it, it's not going to be in Wonderland. ]

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Geez, dude, sound a little more tense, why don't you?]

Then you might be up shit creek. There are other methods, but some of 'em hafta be looked up. Kinda like exorcisms and banishing rites.