28: [Video] Hot For Teacher
Oct. 9th, 2011 09:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dashboardliteSo, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.
[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]
Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.
[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.
[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]
Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.
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- c: edogawa conan,
- c: gokudera hayato,
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- c: jade curtiss,
- c: james potter,
- c: kurt,
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- c: the sorrow,
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- dad's journal,
- fuckin' research,
- is this thing on?,
- no need to hide when it's dark outside,
- not hunting is depressing,
- there's a lesson here somewhere,
- we're on a mission from god
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)'Sup, T-Dog?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:04 am (UTC)[ Because if it works here, even a little of it, then he is signing up for this class with the speed of a smashing rock. ]
[audio] Subscriptions are free of charge, sir.
Date: 2011-10-10 02:31 am (UTC)[audio] What delightful service. Do you charge for salt?
From:[audio] Only on Sundays, but the proceeds go to the Church.
From:[audio] We'd better be talking about the Church of Elvis.
From:[audio] Ahhhthank you, thank you very much.
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:18 am (UTC)[Which isn't to say that he didn't just write all of that down.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:40 am (UTC)Duly noted. Next time I make a Public Service Announcement, I'll be sure to broadcast it to a select group of individuals that signed up for the newsletter.
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Ohhhh, wait. There isn't a group. I guess that's what this transmission is for, huh?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:46 am (UTC)Is it really wise to burn dead bodies in a place where people can apparently come back from the dead unscathed?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:53 am (UTC)You only burn the remains to get rid of the spirit, Kurt. I don't think it's gonna apply to people who come here, but it might apply to events.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:45 am (UTC)Have some super helpful... giggling at your attempts to arm yourself up.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:07 am (UTC)Oh, well, if it ain't Crazy Eyes McGee.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:56 am (UTC)He's not doubtful, just. Curious.
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:02 am (UTC)Trololol.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:59 am (UTC)[EYEROLL]
I mean, my word, I didn't see anyone whipping out crowbars when we all turned into orange marmalade.
But, if this is a club or something, I'll join. I'm getting a bit stir-crazy, and all I've been thinking about is Glee Club.
Just know that, although I'll excel far more than anyone else in your group and strive to be amazing at whatever it is you're teaching, I still probably won't care about it. Don't take it personal, I'm just bored, and I have perfection issues.
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:23 am (UTC)It's called bein' prepared, sweetheart.
[He gives her a long, hard, incredibly-judging look. Hopefully, she can feel it down in her very bones. Or at least somewhere beyond the painfully awful argyle sweater.]
And this ain't a clu-
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:08 am (UTC)Could you slay a Jabberwock?
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:32 am (UTC)Who's askin'?
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:57 am (UTC)You think any of that's gonna work?
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:21 am (UTC)...please don't tell me you play DnD, dude.
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:10 am (UTC)Not that I'm an expert on the subject, despite that this panda spirit kidnapped me and took me into the spirit world, but I don't think salt's gonna help you.
[Unless one person being the bridge between the spirit world and the physical one isn't exactly a universal constant. But he's still going to be doubting the use of salt.
And what the hell? A device that has fire come out of it? Wow, Sokka's world is really behind. When that part comes on, the teen looks transfixed. His lips form the words 'What in the...', but no sound comes.]
But I thought monsters were some kind of constant, like war or how good meat is. And I've never heard of burning a body to get rid of spirits either. I'm no Avatar, but I don't think that's how it works.
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:48 am (UTC)[Panda spirits? Avatar? The spirit world is just a desaturated version of this world, but the rest of what he's saying doesn't particularly make sense.]
What universe are you from, anyway?
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Date: 2011-10-11 06:56 pm (UTC)[Sigh.]
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Date: 2011-10-11 12:36 pm (UTC)[However! Dean has successfully interested Jade enough! Congratulations!]
I have a funny feeling that there's more than just ghosts to deal with.
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Date: 2011-10-11 06:57 pm (UTC)[...or maybe he does.]
Haven't seen you 'round here before. What's your name?
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Date: 2011-10-12 06:31 pm (UTC)Professor Winchester, at your service, kid.
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Date: 2011-10-12 01:08 am (UTC)Salt, iron, and fire are stuff that works against the supernatural that I've read in books. Does that mean other objects listed in books like talismans or mirrors work as well?
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