28: [Video] Hot For Teacher
Oct. 9th, 2011 09:37 pmSo, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.
[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]
Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.
[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.
[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]
Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:13 pm (UTC)[He doesn't have time for this shit there are PEOPLE TO TEACH.]
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Date: 2011-10-11 12:15 am (UTC)[Screw teaching, teaching is for losers.]
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Date: 2011-10-11 06:04 pm (UTC)Tell you what? You can take my answer and shove it up your lily-white ass.
[In the immortal words of Ray Parker, Jr.: I ain't afraid of no ghost.]
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Date: 2011-10-13 07:53 pm (UTC)[He hangs up with an audible CLICK.]