28: [Video] Hot For Teacher
Oct. 9th, 2011 09:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dashboardliteSo, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.
[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]
Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.
[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.
[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]
Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.
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- dad's journal,
- fuckin' research,
- is this thing on?,
- no need to hide when it's dark outside,
- not hunting is depressing,
- there's a lesson here somewhere,
- we're on a mission from god
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Date: 2011-10-10 01:53 am (UTC)audio which wishes to subscribe to Dean's newsletter
Date: 2011-10-10 02:04 am (UTC)[ Because if it works here, even a little of it, then he is signing up for this class with the speed of a smashing rock. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:04 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-10-10 02:18 am (UTC)[Which isn't to say that he didn't just write all of that down.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)'Sup, T-Dog?
[audio] Subscriptions are free of charge, sir.
Date: 2011-10-10 02:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-10 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-10 02:36 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-10-10 02:40 am (UTC)Duly noted. Next time I make a Public Service Announcement, I'll be sure to broadcast it to a select group of individuals that signed up for the newsletter.
[A beat.]
Ohhhh, wait. There isn't a group. I guess that's what this transmission is for, huh?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:45 am (UTC)[Smirk.]
And yeah, it was a PSA. Next time Casper goes apeshit, people are gonna wanna protect themselves.
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:46 am (UTC)Is it really wise to burn dead bodies in a place where people can apparently come back from the dead unscathed?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:48 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2011-10-10 02:51 am (UTC)[ BOOM. She kicks the door open. Her face is half buried in a jar of salsa, so the fact that her words are muffled is understandable. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:51 am (UTC)Video 2/2
Date: 2011-10-10 02:53 am (UTC)You only burn the remains to get rid of the spirit, Kurt. I don't think it's gonna apply to people who come here, but it might apply to events.
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:55 am (UTC)[Says someone who is totally always tactful and polite. Always.]
[audio] What delightful service. Do you charge for salt?
Date: 2011-10-10 02:56 am (UTC)So you've fought stuff here. Monsters.
[ It occurs to him that maybe 'I fight monsters for a living' should be a wild claim - but after more than a year in Wonderland, it's the most reasonable thing in the world. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:59 am (UTC)[Arms akimbo now.]
If you build it, they will come.
[...or was that just the tagline for Field of Dreams?]
'Sup with you? You look like a Taco Bell exploded.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:03 am (UTC)[ She wiggles her way out of the cupboard and plops on the floor. ]
[ lick lick lick at the salsa on her face. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:07 am (UTC)The road to Hell is paved with seventies pornos.
Welp.]
You think I'm only worth a measly buck?
[Wounded, hand on his chest, he winces.]
That hurts.
[audio] Only on Sundays, but the proceeds go to the Church.
Date: 2011-10-10 03:11 am (UTC)[Because buddy, he can tell you some stories.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:11 am (UTC)[What? Was that a slight emphasis on the word blow? How dare you ever think that.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:15 am (UTC)[audio] We'd better be talking about the Church of Elvis.
Date: 2011-10-10 03:20 am (UTC)I want to know I'm learning stuff that's been tested here. There're monsters from all over, I don't want to use something in the middle of a - an event and find out it doesn't work.
[ If he has a chance to check, it only makes sense to! ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:24 am (UTC)What I'm saying is, should something like that come up again, I'd prefer not to wake up looking like a burn victim. I don't think my skin would ever completely recover.