28: [Video] Hot For Teacher
Oct. 9th, 2011 09:37 pmSo, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.
[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]
Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.
[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.
[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]
Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)'Sup, T-Dog?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:51 am (UTC)[ BOOM. She kicks the door open. Her face is half buried in a jar of salsa, so the fact that her words are muffled is understandable. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:59 am (UTC)[Arms akimbo now.]
If you build it, they will come.
[...or was that just the tagline for Field of Dreams?]
'Sup with you? You look like a Taco Bell exploded.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:03 am (UTC)[ She wiggles her way out of the cupboard and plops on the floor. ]
[ lick lick lick at the salsa on her face. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:49 am (UTC)[Dean seats himself at the counter and draws a smiley face with some salt.]
Whaddayou wanna know about first? 'Cause there's a whole lot.
[He'd hand her his dad's journal to peruse, but he doesn't want slobber on it. No offense.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:11 am (UTC)[ Her tongue slips out, liking the edge of the smiley face. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:36 am (UTC)[He flicks a little salt at her glasses, grinning.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:54 am (UTC)[ Said casually, despite her previous reaction. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:03 am (UTC)[Color him intrigued as he lumps the salt back into a little pile.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:10 am (UTC)[ Face-pap. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:29 am (UTC)[he reminds her, raising an amused eyebrow and- What's that? Is that...is that a piece of pie? He saved specifically for Terezi? That he's sliding across the counter towards her?
Yes. Yes, it is. He knew you would come, bro.]
It's different with vampires, too.
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Date: 2011-10-10 06:13 am (UTC)[ oh sweet pie. Her hands slowly sneak across the table, which is quickly followed by the rest of her body. As in, she is hopping up on the table and digging her prongs into that shit. Of course, it is going straight into her mouth.
And all over her face. Whoops. ]
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Date: 2011-10-10 12:05 pm (UTC)[It's pecan pie, by the way. Extra sticky.]
But they got a whole lot more teeth to work with. And they sure as Hell don't suck your blood politely.
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Date: 2011-10-10 11:49 pm (UTC)[Dean gets some pie for himself, because it's pie, and he needs it.]
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Date: 2011-10-11 12:14 am (UTC)[ She picks up the pie tin and shoves her face into it, licking the pieces of crust and stickypiestuff she missed. ]
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Date: 2011-10-11 07:25 pm (UTC)Werewolves. Shoot those sonsabitches with silver bullets.
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Date: 2011-10-12 08:03 pm (UTC)[Beat.]
...yeah, sure. Why not?
[This'll end well.]
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Date: 2011-10-12 09:25 pm (UTC)Wait, that's a lie. She doesn't even try to conceal it.]
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Date: 2011-10-13 08:27 pm (UTC)I'll start you on some smaller firepower so you don't injure yourself or somethin'.
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Date: 2011-10-17 03:46 am (UTC)[Dean grins and slides a Beretta across the counter to Terezi. The clip is empty, but at least this way she can feel the gun.]