28: [Video] Hot For Teacher
Oct. 9th, 2011 09:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dashboardliteSo, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.
[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]
Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.
[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.
[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]
Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.
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- c: alex kralie,
- c: diamonds droog,
- c: edogawa conan,
- c: gokudera hayato,
- c: hollow ichigo,
- c: jade curtiss,
- c: james potter,
- c: kurt,
- c: marceline,
- c: mark meltzer,
- c: mirror!mark meltzer,
- c: nai,
- c: noah puckerman,
- c: rachel berry,
- c: santana,
- c: sokka,
- c: terezi pyrope,
- c: the sorrow,
- c: vivi,
- dad's journal,
- fuckin' research,
- is this thing on?,
- no need to hide when it's dark outside,
- not hunting is depressing,
- there's a lesson here somewhere,
- we're on a mission from god
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:46 am (UTC)Is it really wise to burn dead bodies in a place where people can apparently come back from the dead unscathed?
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:51 am (UTC)Video 2/2
Date: 2011-10-10 02:53 am (UTC)You only burn the remains to get rid of the spirit, Kurt. I don't think it's gonna apply to people who come here, but it might apply to events.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:24 am (UTC)What I'm saying is, should something like that come up again, I'd prefer not to wake up looking like a burn victim. I don't think my skin would ever completely recover.
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Date: 2011-10-10 04:06 am (UTC)Video
Date: 2011-10-10 04:53 am (UTC)...Though I did appreciate you sparing me during that event.
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Most of the events aren't just random monsters though. When we had zombies before you showed up, they were zombies of people we knew, not just terribly generic monster-movie creatures. The mansion likes making things especially traumatic, remember?
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:40 am (UTC)[He shrugs.]
Besides, you could stand to learn how to punch something.
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:52 am (UTC)...To be fair, I don't see any punching lessons in your post, Professor Winchester.
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Date: 2011-10-10 06:01 am (UTC)[And he means that with love. Brotherly love and concern for Kurt's well-being. Obviously.]
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Date: 2011-10-10 06:58 am (UTC)[]
Really though, as much as I hate to admit it...it would probably be useful here. It can be dangerous, and not just in ways that involve drawing salt circles.
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Date: 2011-10-10 02:36 pm (UTC)[Dean checks his watch. He's got time. Hell, he's got all the time in the world.]
Meet me outside the mansion in ten minutes, Grasshopper.
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Date: 2011-10-10 08:34 pm (UTC)[]
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Date: 2011-10-11 06:44 pm (UTC)Dean hangs out front, clad in his usual (what else is there?) and waits.]
Action!
Date: 2011-10-13 11:43 pm (UTC)Okay, I'm ready!
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Date: 2011-10-15 08:44 pm (UTC)...you are willing to get sweaty, right?
[He always has to check with Little Miss Priss over here.]
Action! (This tag isn't late - It's a BIRTHDAY TAG)
Date: 2011-10-24 04:57 am (UTC)[]
So, where do we start?
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Date: 2011-10-29 01:37 pm (UTC)[Bar brawling has done wonders for Dean's fighting skills.]
Action!
Date: 2011-10-29 04:09 pm (UTC)