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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]

Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.

[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.

[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]

Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.

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Date: 2011-10-11 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bringinlazyback.livejournal.com
I think I have an inkling.

Colonel Jade Curtiss, though I doubt my title has any bearing given the situation. And you?

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Date: 2011-10-12 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Dean Winchester. I was gonna say you got the bearings of a military man. Where'd you serve?

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Date: 2011-10-14 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bringinlazyback.livejournal.com
I serve a country called Malkuth on my world. [He shrugs.] You don't seem to be one, but can't judge a soldier by his looks.

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Date: 2011-10-15 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
My dad was a corporal. He kept me and my brother on a tight regimen - you could say it was pretty much the same.

[Teaching a seven-year-old how to use a shotgun is okay, right?]

So what kinda spirits you got where you're from?

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