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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]

Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.

[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.

[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]

Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.

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Date: 2011-10-13 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com
Some like fictional novels?

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Date: 2011-10-13 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Almost all the movies get it wrong. Don't even bother with 'em.

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Date: 2011-10-15 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com
All right. Books that we should bother with then?

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Date: 2011-10-17 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Old Latin texts?

[He laughs.]

Stuff on ancient lore, mostly. That's where all the reliable info is. A little harder to decode and understand, but it's accurate.

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Date: 2011-10-18 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com
Are there books like that here in the library?

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Date: 2011-10-20 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
You betcha. Truckloads. Just gotta ask for the right ones.

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Date: 2011-10-20 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com
Do you have any recommendation?

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Date: 2011-10-23 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Yeah.

[He snorts.]

Try The Bible.

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Date: 2011-10-23 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com
....The Judeo-Christian Bible?

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Date: 2011-10-23 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
That's the one.

...and no, I ain't kiddin'.

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Date: 2011-10-23 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com
...Alright. The Bible isn't too hard to read.

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