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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]

Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.

[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.

[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]

Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.

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Date: 2011-10-10 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] born-from-mist.livejournal.com
I-I don't think I've seen those kinds of m-monster before...

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Date: 2011-10-10 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
They'll show up around here eventually, little dude. S'only a matter of time. People are gonna wanna be ready.

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Date: 2011-10-10 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] born-from-mist.livejournal.com
...Will m-magic work on them?

[Not that he's completely confident in his skills but...if those monsters were as scary as this guy said they were..]

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Date: 2011-10-10 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
I dunno. You know how to do magic?

[Somehow, he's...not surprised. Not anymore.]

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Date: 2011-10-12 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
It could help. Anything oughta do in this place.

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Date: 2011-10-13 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Long as you can protect yourself, sure.

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Date: 2011-10-16 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] born-from-mist.livejournal.com
...M-Maybe the monsters will stay outside.

[Why would monsters want to go in a mansion that's full of people anyway?]

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Date: 2011-10-17 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
I doubt it. They kinda like to blend in so they can catch their victims unawares.

[Are you scared yet? Good. :) ]

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Date: 2011-10-19 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] born-from-mist.livejournal.com
...O-Oh...

[First thought. Floor monster. Oh god.]

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