28: [Video] Hot For Teacher

[dashboardlite]

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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]

Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.

[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.

[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]

Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.

Comments

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Well for one, she doesn't exactly grasp that what I do for a living isn't a cakewalk. If you can get that much across to her, I'll be impressed.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Sweet smile tiiiiime!] I could beat it into her.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

It kinda scares me that you're serious.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Shrug.] She deserves it.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Capital idea.

[The narration thanks you for giving the chance to say that.]