28: [Video] Hot For Teacher
Oct. 9th, 2011 09:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dashboardliteSo, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.
[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]
Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.
[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.
[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]
Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.
Tags:
- c: alex kralie,
- c: diamonds droog,
- c: edogawa conan,
- c: gokudera hayato,
- c: hollow ichigo,
- c: jade curtiss,
- c: james potter,
- c: kurt,
- c: marceline,
- c: mark meltzer,
- c: mirror!mark meltzer,
- c: nai,
- c: noah puckerman,
- c: rachel berry,
- c: santana,
- c: sokka,
- c: terezi pyrope,
- c: the sorrow,
- c: vivi,
- dad's journal,
- fuckin' research,
- is this thing on?,
- no need to hide when it's dark outside,
- not hunting is depressing,
- there's a lesson here somewhere,
- we're on a mission from god
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Date: 2011-10-17 04:00 am (UTC)Forget it. Slipped my mind that you guys don't have consciences.
[Poor, poor Claire. Arbitrarily, Dean wonders if Smith ended up killing Phil.
No big loss, right?]
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Date: 2011-10-17 04:08 am (UTC)Please. It's hardly my fault if someone thinks their relationship doesn't matter enough to not sleep with me. I brought your twin up first and everything.
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Date: 2011-10-17 11:37 pm (UTC)[He can see the neon sign now!
Santana Lopez: The Sometimes Harlot]
Whatever. It ain't my problem unless other-me goes apeshit and starts murdering everybody once he finds out.
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Date: 2011-10-17 11:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-18 04:44 am (UTC)[...okay, so he hasn't seen it in person, but it's on T.V. a lot. They always look upset.]
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Date: 2011-10-18 04:50 am (UTC)This is boring now. Either strip or tell me something I wanna know, please.
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Date: 2011-10-18 05:02 am (UTC)Some chick from your school is convinced I'm starting a monster-hunting club. I think she wants to be president.
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Date: 2011-10-18 05:04 am (UTC)Rachel freakin' Berry.
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Date: 2011-10-18 05:14 am (UTC)[Yep. The one named after a fruit.]
Kinda tryin' to be an overachiever. I don't really know how to tell 'er that my job ain't kosher.
[...an ironic statement, because he actually doesn't know that she's Jewish.]
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Date: 2011-10-18 05:45 am (UTC)Want me to tell her? That might actually save you from her existence for a little longer.
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Date: 2011-10-19 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-19 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-19 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-19 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 04:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 04:48 pm (UTC)[The narration thanks you for giving the chance to say that.]