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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the kitchen, and has covered an entire countertop with assorted objets d'hunting.]

Got a coupla basics here. Salt. [He lifts up a canister of the stuff.] Purifying chemical compound. Burns ghosts, but won't keep 'em away for long. You can protect yourself by drawing a circle with it and stayin' inside. Iron- [Dean gestures to the crowbar.] Also purifying, harms malevolent spirits.

[With a click, he's got a Zippo lighter out and lit.] Whole bunch of stuff is gonna hafta be burned. [Out goes the lighter.] Usually the remains of a dead person, so you might get your hands dirty, fair warning.

[Dean pockets the Zippo and leans in for a dramatic close-up on the camera.]

Where I come from, monsters are real. And they're not about to go away - especially not in Wonderland. You can either sit here with your thumbs up your asses, or be ready. I'm gonna take questions about whatever stuff you wanna throw at me, so knock yourselves out. Class is in session.

Date: 2011-10-15 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battleaxebass.livejournal.com
Sorry, but I'm a queen. Ooo's got no shortage of princesses though.

Date: 2011-10-16 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...is the land you're from seriously called "Ooo"?

[Because that is beautiful.]

Date: 2011-10-16 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battleaxebass.livejournal.com
Yep, Ooo. Pronounced "ooo". Gotta love it.

But seriously, tons of princesses. Slime Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Bonnibell-- she's known as Princess Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom, Breakfast Princess, Hot Dog Princess...

Date: 2011-10-17 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Holy crap, that's a lotta princesses.

[And yet, "Lumpy Space Princess" doesn't sound too appealing.]

Do you guys have any humans in Ooo?

Date: 2011-10-18 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] battleaxebass.livejournal.com
Oh there are way more. Too many to count.

Just one. His name is Finn.

Date: 2011-10-18 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Only one? How does that even work? Did humans like...die out?

[THE HORROR.]

Date: 2011-10-20 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...so you're a vampire, there are a whole bunch of princesses, and one human. Whaddayou even do in your spare time?

[Just sit around? Because Ooo sounds a bit boring.]
From: [identity profile] battleaxebass.livejournal.com
Dude, Ooo is the best place ever! You can slay dragons, or ride giant killer goldfish-- The cloud kingdom is always fun since that's where the party god lives. Sometimes I play bass for people with my axe or just jam out. Then we have video night once a week at Finn's place. Oh, and pixie strangling! I love pixie strangling.

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