31: [Video] Any Way You Want It

[dashboardlite]

Some of you may know Dean as "the obnoxious guy who plays loud music in the library."

Some of you may know him as "the obnoxious monster hunter with bad fashion sense."

Some of you may even know him as "jerk."

To you, he says "bitch" in return.

Fondly.

Dean is currently living up to everyone's expectations in the kitchen, being obnoxious and playing loud music* as he cooks the greatest creation known to mankind: The Turducken.

But one man cannot devour such a majestic beast all on his own. This is where you come in.






* - In case you were wondering, it's Journey.

Comments

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

I told you to turn the fucking volume down. Or did your ears turn into trash as well from listening to this shit?

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

You sonuvabitch.

[No one touches his music. No one.]

Jesus, what the Hell kinda jacked-up place are you from that you don't know about AC/DC?

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

A better shit hole than yours that thinks this shitty noise is music.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

The fuck crawled up your ass and died, anyway?

[He was so mellow and happy and cooking things until Trigger-Happy Albino over here busted in on the fun.]

If you didn't like it, Whitey, all you had to do was turn off your goddamn feed.

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

I also don't like it when third rates ignore what I say.

[ He was having a somewhat nice day until he heard "music" breaking that peace. And now, it is back ]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Third-rate?

[Dean laughs. LAUGHS, I SAY.]

Listen, kid, either get an attitude adjustment or get used to this place, 'cause you're not the only one packing iron around here and one day someone's gonna shoot back.

[You know. Like Dean.]

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

Then do your best third rate, because no matter hard you try, you idiots are the ones that's gonna lose.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Dean goes quiet, rubs his chin, and scrutinizes the kid carefully.]

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

If you've got something to say, spit it out.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Staring...]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[...and staring...]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[...and staring...]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

...you are one short little motherfucker.

[Welp.]

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

[ .............. ]

.........So what.

[ SHUT UP ABOUT HIS HEIGHT ;A; ]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

...I'm gonna call you Napoleon.

[For the complex. Get it? GET IT? AHAHAHAHAhahahah. Hahaha. Ha.

And then Dean pulls out his communicator, sets it on the counter, and presses play (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_0Pky8vVg). Quite mildly, he pulls a pie tin towards himself and starts pressing dough into it.]

If you shoot this, I swear to God I'm gonna wring your scrawny little neck. You got that?

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

.....Was I supposed to laugh at that?

[ i love this song these music players keep coming out like cockroaches ftw ]

I doubt you'll be able to.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Easy come, easy go, will you let me go- Let's just get some pie ingredients together, yes. Good plan.]

Whatever you say, Tiny Dancer.

[Or, you know, he could just call the kid whatever comes to mind relating to songs lyrics and things that are small. That works, too.]

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

[ Accelerator decides it was a waste of time even replying to that nickname. He lifts up the gun in his hand and aims the gun at the communicator once more. That piece of shit was going down.

And then Accelerator will leave and have his peace. or else this was going nowhere ]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Guess who really likes the music his communicator is playing right now and still has gloriously amazing monster-hunter reflexes?

This guy.

So you might wanna watch out concerning the gun pointed between your eyes, bro, and avoid making another mistake.]

What'd I say?

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

[ Accelerator doesn't seem to be scared by the gun pointed at him at all ]

I thought you were going to wring my neck, not shoot me.

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

I'm willing to change my plans.

[The music is even at a tolerable volume level, what the fuck is this kid's problem?]

Leave it.

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[splitsrussia.livejournal.com]

[ It wasn't really about the music anymore for Accelerator. It was just the fact that this man was as annoying as the music he kept bringing out. So was it really worth shooting the communicator just spite the man, if the guy was going to start shooting him for it?

After musing on the thought for not even a second, he decided to let the communicator live. Accelerator lowered the gun ]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Nice choice.

[Dean's own gun is placed in the counter next to him, and he goes back to rooooooooolling out some pie crust.

And whistling.]