31: [Video] Any Way You Want It

[dashboardlite]

Some of you may know Dean as "the obnoxious guy who plays loud music in the library."

Some of you may know him as "the obnoxious monster hunter with bad fashion sense."

Some of you may even know him as "jerk."

To you, he says "bitch" in return.

Fondly.

Dean is currently living up to everyone's expectations in the kitchen, being obnoxious and playing loud music* as he cooks the greatest creation known to mankind: The Turducken.

But one man cannot devour such a majestic beast all on his own. This is where you come in.






* - In case you were wondering, it's Journey.

Comments

[battleaxebass.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, it depends! This is kinda warm and fruity-- but some of it is spicy. Tomatoes make me all hyper.

My favorite is blood though.

[She leans close to whisper in Dean's ear.]

It tastes like suffering.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[He would be more creeped out, but Dean finds serious amusement in the disturbing whisper and struggles to hold back a laugh before snorting hysterically.]

The Hell is suffering supposed to taste like? The lines at Disney World or a losing lottery ticket?

[battleaxebass.livejournal.com]

[Marceline cackles. It is more fun when people run in terror, but she likes that Dean is wise to the game.]

Like orphan elves crying!

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[GRIN.]

The elves themselves, or just their tears?

[battleaxebass.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, don't mess around with elf tears. That is serious potent magical stuff. Drinking them would mess you up bad.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

No way, seriously?

[...is she trolling him?]

[battleaxebass.livejournal.com]

Seriously! You'll get a bad case of the wizard eyes. That stuff is whack.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Well, what the Hell are wizard eyes?

[battleaxebass.livejournal.com]

Um, sometimes when you get mad magic skills, you get the wizard eyes. You start to see stuff that isn't really there.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

So it's like tripping on acid?

[...wait, he should explain, right?]

Acid's like...the name of some messed-up substance that makes you hallucinate where I'm from.