31: [Video] Any Way You Want It

[dashboardlite]

Some of you may know Dean as "the obnoxious guy who plays loud music in the library."

Some of you may know him as "the obnoxious monster hunter with bad fashion sense."

Some of you may even know him as "jerk."

To you, he says "bitch" in return.

Fondly.

Dean is currently living up to everyone's expectations in the kitchen, being obnoxious and playing loud music* as he cooks the greatest creation known to mankind: The Turducken.

But one man cannot devour such a majestic beast all on his own. This is where you come in.






* - In case you were wondering, it's Journey.

Comments

[sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com]

[ EVERYTHING YOU SAY? ]

...You're not going to mash more animals together, are you?

[ Christmas is a lovely time for excellent fish dishes, such as for example lovingly prepared carp, trout or salmon.

It is however an awful time for caroutmon and Philip needs to make sure that this notion does not even take roots. ]

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Ha.

[The laugh is loud and sounds slightly sarcastic, but as an answer it doesn't really count as a no.]

I mean play Bing Crosby and...and open gifts with everybody there. Drink eggnog with so much brandy in it that it stings. Classic stuff, right?

[Dean is actually hazarding a guess here, because he hasn't experienced a traditional Christmas (that he can remember, because it's hard to remember anything before the night his house burned down) ever. Give him a break.]

[sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com]

Right.

[ A genuine smile that turns into a slightly less serene grin. ]

So you reckon we can get the glee club to put on a Nativity play?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Would you like to see a grimace worthy of theatrical dramas? Here it is.]

Yeesh, how 'bout no. Tell the kids we need a Nativity play and they'll turn it into a Broadway musical. I'd rather watch A Muppet Christmas Carol and call it a day.

[sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com]

[ Would you like to receive an expression of completely sincere disappointment in return? ]

What's wrong with caroling? Where's your Christmas spirit, Dean?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[HA HA, YOU ARE SO FUNNY, SHUT UP.]

I'll be a Scrooge if I want to, we're not getting them to do a play.

[So there.

Dean frowns at his culinary masterpieces in the oven, wishing they'd bake faster. Surely pie doesn't take this long. So what if he has no patience?]

Unless.

[He turns and impolitely points at Philip.]

Unless you wanna play Glee club leader, which I would love to see.