24: [Video] Traveling Riverside Blues

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[At first, Dean had thought that the dream he had a couple nights before was just weird.  Clockwork dolls, inky-black demon eyes - it was bad mojo.  Things are changing around him, and for the most part it doesn't bother him too much.  He expects it, now, because this mansion is screwed to Hell and back and there's very little that surprises Dean anymore.

Except for when he takes a walk outside, and his tranquility is promptly ruptured by the sight of his car.  Sure, he's been dwelling on the lack of transportation recently, but still.

His car.

An excited video message from a Dean Winchester that hasn't genuinely smiled in months is being broadcasted, and he'd love to share his obsession one true love beautiful lady with all of you.]

Dude.  Dude.  My- guys, I can't even...seriously, it's just- it's my baby.  She's here, and she's beautiful, and she's so goddamn perfect.  You all gotta come down and see her.

[He suddenly wonders if he can project miles of endless highway if he thinks about it hard enough.  It's worth a shot.

Dean is so ecstatic that he doesn't even know who he's advertising this information to.]

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[ ...Ouch. ]

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[In penance for your traitorous deeds you get a punch in the shoulder and- Yes, you will sit still and take your noogies like a man.]

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[Punishment doled out to the wicked, still laughing - albeit with gasps for air - Dean slumps back against the Pinkpala.]

Ahhh, dude.

[He chuckles, nudging Philip with his toe and imagining another beer.]

If that was my real car, I'd've killed you.

[Ahahahaha- No really, he would have.]

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[ On the grand and total scale of things Philip may not be the weakest link, but without enhanced vampire powers there isn't a great deal he can do against a surprise attack by a practiced hunter.

The punishment is over before Philip can catch his breath and get to the StopitsorryI'msorrystoppleasestopit! part however, so he silently inhales deeply and coughs up a bit of the imaginary desert sand before sitting up and eyeing Dean warily. ]

...I hate that I actually believe that.

[ He waits another moment, then scrambles to his feet, wanting to lean on the car for support but no longer daring to do so much as touch it.

Instead Philip stands on his good leg in a wobbly fashion and dusts himself off for the third time today. ]

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[Dean tips his head back until it hits the car with a low thump, grin plastered to his face, and the entire vehicle is gleaming black again. The Pink Panther look didn't exactly suit his baby.

Sipping at his not-celery stick, Dean scratches the back of his neck and eyes Philip's leg for a second before looking up at him.]

...how long you had that limp? New acquisition just for the event, or do chicks dig gimpy legs now?

[Don't hate on him for the smile, man. You made his car fuchsia.]

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I doubt they do.

[ Please accept this glower as a token of his gratitude. It's only short-lived, however, after all Philip can't exactly claim that he did nothing whatsoever to deserve any of this. Dean's reaction, that is. As for the limp... ]

...This event, it's... about making things real by thinking about them, right? I didn't get that at first, so it was...

[ He frowns again, but this time it's not directed at Dean. ]

It was Clarence doing the thinking at first. [ He shakes his head. ] I thought he was just making me see things again, but... apparently not.

...At least I caught on before he could do more than make the floor disappear under my feet.

[ And now Philip leans against the Impala Classic (TM) as well, newly imagined beer in hand, expression none too pleased about the incident or confession thereof. ]

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[Seriously? That shit just isn't cool. Dean stares at him. Clarence has a pretty vivid imagination, Dean would be willing to wager, but it's not one he wants to see realized.]

You wanna imagine something nicer, then? I mean...

[He gestures out at the wide expanse of desert.]

What's somethin' you miss? Or somethin' you like?

[Dean likes the lonely grandeur himself, but he knows that it's not everyone's cup of tea.]

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I'd... rather not. Every time I try something bigger it gets... mixed up. Look.

[ Philip motions ahead and takes a deep breath. In front of them a small corner building slowly takes shape. A look of brick and wood with a few more modern adjustments. The adjacent scenery is largely see-through, merging with the desert landscape before vanishing into nothing. The smell of coffee and baked goods fills the air and the distant noise of traffic and chatter sounds oddly out of place. ]

...It's just a coffee shop we'd go to. Almost every day sometimes.

[ Then again, the signs in the window gave away as much about the nature of the building and the 'we' is left without elaboration.

Philip looks back and motions Dean to follow. A bell chimes as he pushes open the door and makes his way inside. Average as it may be (http://i.imgur.com/Jjm9B.jpg), it's enough to bring a smile to his face.

At least for a moment.

Then he's on his guard, eyes darting around for anything that may be off, face twisted into a frown of concentration.

Around them the air is filled with the clinking of cups and plates, the chatter of the few guests Philip sketched (blurry mirages to prevent emptiness on the benches and seats).

A waitress puts down two cups of coffee and a plate with several cookies on a table nearby. When she pushes past them with an empty tray she turns her head and looks at Dean with a smirk and black, hollow eyes.

Philip grimaces. ]

...See?

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[Dean heaves himself off the ground, trailing after Philip into a coffee shop. Coffee shops always feel too...normal for him. He's used to diners and dive bars. Handwaving his beer - because he can do that here in Imaginationland - Dean shoves his hands into his pockets and hunches his shoulders.

He twitches a little as soon as the waitress gives him a look. A look he hasn't seen since he saw Clarence's pretty face.]

...yeeeeah, geez, dude.

[Please allow Dean to fill in the blank spots with random people he's seen along the way. No one particularly specific, just some faces. Random hunters he's seen at the Roadhouse, Mom & Pop stores, and a couple-

Oh. Crap.

Lisa. Lisa, and Ben. Sitting at one of the tables. Ben is kicking his legs back and forth with a cookie, and Lisa is sipping her coffee.

Dean stares.]

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[ Surprise over surprise, normal is what Philip misses most, even though he sometimes wonders if he could ever truly go back to that after what he's seen outside of Wonderland.

Curiously he watches the crowd in the café grow and as he does a chilly breeze sweeps through the room. Philip quickly regains his focus and un-imagines the howling of a dog in its first moments before it can pierce through the crowd's chatter.

He hopes Dean didn't catch that last part, but as he turns to check Philip sees his friend's eyes fixed on something- somebody else. ]

...Is that-- [ The woman Dean almost wanted to stay with. And his almost son. He remembers that. But he can't remember their names. ] ...the yoga teacher?

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[Dean definitely didn't catch the sudden chill or the dog, because he was a little too distracted with the fact that he imagined Ben and Lisa without meaning to. He swallows hard, barely registering what Philip says. Nodding a little belatedly, Dean takes a step away from the table where they're sitting. Ben's shirt says AC/DC and he's playing his GameBoy. Lisa is checking her phone messages. They look happy.]

...yeah.

[He forces, unable to tear his eyes away. They were...they were actually the last people he wanted to see, and Dean has no idea why they're here at all.]

Yeah, that's them.

[But he doesn't imagine them away. It would be so easy.]

That's, uh...That's Ben. And Lisa.

[The one slice of apple pie life that Dean was offered, but he knows he can't have it. It's not that he doesn't deserve it, because Hell - he's sacrificed enough. He's given enough. He's lost enough. Dean can't let someone else in on that kind of danger, or that kind of life. No one deserves that.]

You know, I...I always thought these kinda places were too average for a guy like me. Grande cappu-whatever just doesn't seem right, does it? Not for me.

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[Philip cringes as he catches a rustling sound behind them, not even wanting to turn around to check how Clarence is making his dreams come true.

He'd very much rather make the whole scene disappear again and limit his imagination to imagining Clarence's imaginations null and void, because the constant vigilance is giving him a headache.

Then again, he can't exactly ask Dean to leave. Not now. ]

Ah, but they've got great pie though.

[ Philip shrugs a little and smiles. At best he can make an elaborate guess at Dean's complaint, because if Average was a person then Philip would invite her to this place and propose on the spot, grande cappu-whatever and everything.

But speaking of proposal... ]

...You want to go and talk to them?

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[As considerate it is of Philip to suggest pie, the most glorious of comestible creations (excluding cheeseburgers with extra onions), Dean isn't sure he wants to stay. Or talk. Particularly since they aren't anything but figments of his imagination, and building a person from what he remembers seems like it'd be doing them a disservice.]

...Nah. Imaginary or not, they're better off without me.

[Dean does a brilliant job of covering up his unease with another one of his patented Unconvincing Smiles (TM). He spares his one-night weekend stand and her kid another glance before turning back to Philip and grimacing apologetically.

Lisa and Ben weren't supposed to be there in the first place.]

So, uh....

[He moves to a table along the cafe wall, seating himself and pointedly ignoring any of the other patrons should they turn into people he knows.]

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[Think of something else think of something else think of something else.]

...how 'bout that pie?

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[ That earns Dean a grimace of disbelief... amongst other things. Philip doubts they'd suffer terribly from Dean's company, unless his intention was to imagine a complimentary monster attack.

Still, he bites his tongue before that comment can escape and his expression eases up a little when he reminds himself that (perhaps for different reasons) he wouldn't want to spend all that much time talking to figments of his imagination either. Not again.

Now, where was he? ]

...Right.

[ Philip takes the chair opposite Dean and is about to flag down somebody when he remembers that he's allowed to skip a few steps.

And so the waitress instantly arrives with plates, forks and their order ready at hand (http://i.imgur.com/WM6nZ.jpg). Unlike her black-eyed co-worker her smile is more than genuine. ]

There you go.

[ Philip reaches for his fork and motions for Dean to choose the first slice. ]

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[Honestly? Dean doesn't trust himself enough to not re-imagine what happened with those changelings in Lisa's neighborhood, and he also doesn't want to ruin Philip's cafe with old memories that really aren't relevant since he won't see Lisa and Ben ever again.

Probably.

Dean leans in to scrutinize the magically-assorted pie slices, selecting cherry because - really? It's cherry pie. Do we have to give reasons? Sitting back with his selection on his plate in one hand, and his fork in the other, Dean takes a bite and glances over to see which piece Philip chooses.

Yes, he will be judging your decision. Choose wisely, Indy.]

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[ Philip uses Dean's brief pause of pie-related contemplation to conjure up a cup of coffee.

And now that the scene is complete and Dean's choice has been made he reaches for the slice of blueberry, oblivious to his impending judgement. ]

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[Good choice, Philip. If you went for the kiwi, then you'd really be fruity.

Look at the man across from you. Look down at his pie. Look up again. Look down - the pie is gone, and Dean is serving himself another slice. This time, he's after the peachy one.]

So-

[Speaking around a mouthful of pie...]

England. Is it as grey as they say?

[He's not good at small-talk, but he's trying.]

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[ You just wait, that kiwi is next in line! ]

Are we seriously going to talk about the weather?

[ A short laugh. Wonderland and smalltalk does not compute. Dean and smalltalk does not compute.

But hey, Philip is perfectly willing to humour the both of them. ]

I guess it's...

[ He taps his plate lightly with the fork. ]

...I guess if it is then I just got used to it.

[ Philip shrugs and helps himself to a mouthful of blueberry deliciousness. And another. ]

So-- [ He reaches for his coffee. ] How's the pie?

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[Don't judge him. He's really, really trying. Dean knows that Philip used to be a normal sort of guy before Greenland, and he'd at least like to help him with feeling average again.

As much as a monster-hunter dropout can, at any rate.

Dean imagines himself a cup of coffee - black, like his soul because lattes are for yuppies and Sam Winchesters - and takes a sip. Fork tines prodding at one of the peach slices, he glances back up at Philip, for a moment looking like a deer in headlights.]

...uh. Oh. Yeah, it's...it's pretty good, actually.

[Ground Control to Major Dean.]

Love me some pie.

[Dean sets the coffee mug back down and fiddles with the handle, chuckling.]

S'probably the one thing I can make from scratch.

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You--

You... and baking? You mean like--

[ Has a frilly apron just been added to Dean's clothing ensemble? Yes. Yes, it has. ]

Like this?

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[Jesus, what the Hell is with Philip and giving him The Eyebrow today? Dean looks down at his apron (http://www.emporiabella.co.nz/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/I/M/IMG_2093a.jpg) and scowls, dying inside. He glances back up at Philip slowly. If looks could kill, Philip would have exploded like a Ziploc bag full of chunky spaghetti sauce.

He imagines the frills away and instead conjures something (http://www.chefwear.com/images/storeitems/0034_ChefwearToque.jpg) up on Phil's head.]

...yeah, like that.

[He then goes back to sipping his coffee.]

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[ OH GOD IS THAT A-- oh. Just a fashionable kitchen accessory. Whew. Philip tentatively tilts his head a little, but eventually decides against that particular look and puts the toque aside.

But that reminds him... ]

Hey, at Christmas, were you-- [ No. Hang on. ] Uh, how long've you been here anyway?

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[Dean was glancing out the imaginary window and imagining old pick-up trucks and small-town hustle and bustle up until Philip asked him another question.

It takes him a second to remember exactly when he got to Wonderland. It's June already, isn't it? Shit. It's been a while.]

October. Day before Halloween.

[So why was he asking about Christmas?]

Why? When did your rabbit hole acid trip start?

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Last Ma--

[ He stops himself. It was March in his world, but that didn't really fly with Wonderland. Come to think of it, that place probably owes him a birthday. The bastard! o9 ]

September. Last year at the end of September.

[ He thinks he sees a questioning look about the subject change and waves it off. ]

...I was just thinking about an events, that's all.

[ Specifically the one during which he spent three days trance-baking. In an equally frilly apron. ]