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Some of you may know Dean as "the obnoxious guy who plays loud music in the library."

Some of you may know him as "the obnoxious monster hunter with bad fashion sense."

Some of you may even know him as "jerk."

To you, he says "bitch" in return.

Fondly.

Dean is currently living up to everyone's expectations in the kitchen, being obnoxious and playing loud music* as he cooks the greatest creation known to mankind: The Turducken.

But one man cannot devour such a majestic beast all on his own. This is where you come in.






* - In case you were wondering, it's Journey.

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Date: 2011-12-06 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
[ Accelerator makes an obvious annoyed face ]

I don't need to know music to realize this is just a piece of shit. Turn the fucking volume down goddamit. Not everyone wants to hear your trash.

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Date: 2011-12-06 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Awwww, is the little guy with the white hair upset? Dean reaches over to the radio with a histrionic sigh, as if conceding that yes, maybe the music is a bit loud and he should turn it down-

Then he turns it up louder.
]

...Oops.

[Grin.]

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Date: 2011-12-06 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
[ snap

That was the sound of Accelerator's patience (if that even existed in the first place) running out.

He abruptly cuts the feed off ]

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-06 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
[ In a few minutes or so, you'll probably hear a tap tap tap getting closer. It's the sound of Accelerator's cane.

He opens the kitchen door, and once he spots the goddamn piece of machine making that obnoxious noise, he fires a couple of bullets at it. ]

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Date: 2011-12-06 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[At first he was like-]

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-06 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[-then he was like-]

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Date: 2011-12-06 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[-and then he was like-]

[ action ] lololol

Date: 2011-12-06 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
I told you to turn the fucking volume down. Or did your ears turn into trash as well from listening to this shit?

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Date: 2011-12-06 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
You sonuvabitch.

[No one touches his music. No one.]

Jesus, what the Hell kinda jacked-up place are you from that you don't know about AC/DC?

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-06 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
A better shit hole than yours that thinks this shitty noise is music.

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Date: 2011-12-06 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
The fuck crawled up your ass and died, anyway?

[He was so mellow and happy and cooking things until Trigger-Happy Albino over here busted in on the fun.]

If you didn't like it, Whitey, all you had to do was turn off your goddamn feed.

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Date: 2011-12-06 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
I also don't like it when third rates ignore what I say.

[ He was having a somewhat nice day until he heard "music" breaking that peace. And now, it is back ]

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Date: 2011-12-06 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Third-rate?

[Dean laughs. LAUGHS, I SAY.]

Listen, kid, either get an attitude adjustment or get used to this place, 'cause you're not the only one packing iron around here and one day someone's gonna shoot back.

[You know. Like Dean.]

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
Then do your best third rate, because no matter hard you try, you idiots are the ones that's gonna lose.

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Date: 2011-12-06 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean goes quiet, rubs his chin, and scrutinizes the kid carefully.]

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-07 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
If you've got something to say, spit it out.
Edited Date: 2011-12-07 07:59 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-12-08 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Staring...]

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-08 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[...and staring...]

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Date: 2011-12-08 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[...and staring...]
Edited Date: 2011-12-08 12:36 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-12-08 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...you are one short little motherfucker.

[Welp.]

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Date: 2011-12-08 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
[ .............. ]

.........So what.

[ SHUT UP ABOUT HIS HEIGHT ;A; ]

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Date: 2011-12-08 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
...I'm gonna call you Napoleon.

[For the complex. Get it? GET IT? AHAHAHAHAhahahah. Hahaha. Ha.

And then Dean pulls out his communicator, sets it on the counter, and presses play (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_0Pky8vVg). Quite mildly, he pulls a pie tin towards himself and starts pressing dough into it.
]

If you shoot this, I swear to God I'm gonna wring your scrawny little neck. You got that?

[ action ]

Date: 2011-12-12 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] splitsrussia.livejournal.com
.....Was I supposed to laugh at that?

[ i love this song these music players keep coming out like cockroaches ftw ]

I doubt you'll be able to.

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Date: 2011-12-13 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Easy come, easy go, will you let me go- Let's just get some pie ingredients together, yes. Good plan.]

Whatever you say, Tiny Dancer.

[Or, you know, he could just call the kid whatever comes to mind relating to songs lyrics and things that are small. That works, too.]

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